Our Peers Gave Us Large Cumbersome Objects is a support group for people whose peers have given them large, cumbersome objects.

This group was founded at Pennsic in 2018 by Duchess Kaylah, whose was given a large, cumbersome Pelican medallion by her peer, and The Honourable Lady Gwendolyn, who was given a large, cumbersome oar by her knight. It is informally known as the “Our Peers are A$$holes” club.

Membership is granted by common agreement. It is sometimes bestowed, and sometimes granted after petition and proof of the large, cumbersome object. The current list of members includes:

• Duchess Kaylah the Cheerful, who owns a large, cumbersome Pelican medallion
• The Honourable Lady Gwendolyn of Aldburg, who owns a large, cumbersome oar
• The Honourable Lord Seamus Tableburner, who owns a large, cumbersome Thorbjorn's Hammer medallion
• Kennari Mjǫll Kenimaðr, who owns a large, cumbersome oar
• Sir Laurenz Tonnemacher, who owns a large, cumbersome oar
• Master Giovanni de Enzinas, who owns a large, cumbersome Laurel shovel
• The Honourable Lady Morag Taylor, who owns a large, cumbersome oar

Search out any member if you think you belong in this exclusive club.